Monday, June 15, 2009

I shouldn't be allowed in public...

Remember that time when I was walking out of my high school theater and I fell down the brick steps? And my adorable pink paisley dress flew up? And I was not wearing very cute underwear? But I was in such pain that I had to just sit there, immobile, for several seconds before adjusting my dress so that I wasn't flashing the universe?

You don't?

Well, I do. I think my psyche usually blocks out a vast majority of the mortifying experiences I've endured in the past, but... not this one.

Maybe that's why I love animals. I can't embarrass myself in front of animals.

4 comments:

  1. What a furst impression are making on us!

    Tank woo fur finding my khorner!

    I'll be bakhk to visit - woo have some beaWOOtiful khanines!

    My mom and I admire what woo are doing!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra and Her Mom Phyll

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  2. That last sentence sums up our relationship with dogs perfectly!

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  3. Thanks for visiting our blog!

    You know, if you fell down the stairs and your dress flew up, a good Sibe would just goose you in the not-very-cute underwear. Then give you a good kiss right on the lips.

    Kat

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  4. Thanks for stopping by the Ao4 Digest!
    Kat is right - a Sibe would definitely goose you. And one like Stormy would laugh at you -- after making sure you're OK. :)
    Love,
    Ammy (Mom? Can I have an ice cube so my nose is nice and cold?)

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